I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think your dad took our porno
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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