Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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