i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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