idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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