Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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