How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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