Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My vagina just recognized that song.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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