I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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