Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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