that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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