At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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