so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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