How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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