He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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