we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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