Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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