If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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