What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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