He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Will you blow on my dice?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
