i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My cat gives me a boner
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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