I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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