Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My pussy is not your playground.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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