I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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