...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
either way he was missing a nipple.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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