It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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