i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize