You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
