btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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