I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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