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i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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