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I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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