She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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