Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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