My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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