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so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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