He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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