It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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