I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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