I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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