Duck Duck Cougar?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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