got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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