I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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