That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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