Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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