South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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