Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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