Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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