I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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