Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Moan for me like Helen Keller
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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