Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?