yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.