So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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